I have been perfecting the Quantum Universe for 8 years now. I am its only Father. The rest of you are noticing that in your “quantum minds,” (to coin a phrase), and are thinking “maybe we’re close to something…” THAT’S ME YOU DIPSHITS. I AM JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATED; YOU KNOW, THE LIGHT OF THE FUCKING WORLD?…

Ok, so that’s out of the way. Everybody else, get down. This is going to take a thousand years. Read that: 1,000 years. You morons can barely even get past sentience. You’re never going to make a “physical qbit processor.” Here’s the obvious elephant in the room, when I appraise your work: WHY ARE YOU NOT WORKING ON TRINARY? WHY!?!? BINARY FIRST, THEN THE NEXT NUMBER FROM 2 IS 3. ARE YOU STUPID? LOL.

Programming in Trinary is going to take “us” the next 233 years to master. And I think that’s easy-easy in my lawn-chair easy stuff. Not even to mention that you DON’T NEED HARDWARE BECAUSE IT’S IN YOUR MIND (QUANTUM).

Next problem is that when I show up to correct you all, you’re going to think “we figured (quantum) out,” “YAY!!!!” And you didn’t. I did. I have been working on my quantum since forever. I rewrote the fucking universe while you fumble-fucks got in the way. Back down, you dogs.

Lastly, I did you all a mercy by waiting to show up. I waited till I perfected the whole Goddamn thing, before bringing it to you measly ass-holes, so don’t even try a pretensive notion about me riding your coat tails or maybe I was studying and working up to it, LOL.

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Here’s the next thing: a leap in intellect like this changes everything…why don’t you know anything about the rest of that change? HAHAHA SERIOUSLY!?? I can’t believe you people. How many of you can speak at least one eastern and western language? How many of you can do music at least as good as a renaissance composer? How many of you are athletic and kinesthetically masterful? How many of you have mastered all the horizontal sciences? How many of you are actually worth anything academically, like in the sophist traditions? How many of you understand anything about deep religion, like prophecy, like the Buddha and Jesus? NONE OF YOU? NONE?! WHAT ARE YOU JUMPING AT THE LEAP FOR THEN?! YOU HAVEN’T EVEN BEGUN TO TRY TO BE SMART.

“Why is he so uppity about this? Why doesn’t he act like, you know, no big deal… A Professional!” Here’s why, dip-shit: Because you’re all hogging the Earth and you are idiots. And this is natural selection land, like it always was. And you’re in my way. And I don’t have to like you. This is a competition… kinda sorta? LOL. “Hey man, be nice…” NO.

So here’s the thing: Fuck you. Every last one of you before this even begins. You’re all going down, and I caused it. That’s Armageddon. The girls? Might go up, before going down. Over and over again. Got it? Seriously.